Bruce Schneier Facts is an homage to both the original Chuck Norris Facts and my favorite thinker on security.

Sample Chuck Norris facts:

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Sample Bruce Schneier facts:

• When God needs a new secure certificate, he uses Bruce Schneier as the signing authority.
• Bruce Schneier once killed a man using only linear cryptanalysis.
• There is no such thing as security by obscurity, but only because there is no such thing as obscurity. Bruce Schneier can always see you.
• Bruce Schneier can decrypt your PKI message with the public key.
• Bruce Schneier's tears can burn holes through an OpenBSD firewall. Lucky for us, Bruce Schneier never cries.