Saturday, August 19, 2006

Bruce Schneier Facts is an homage to both the original Chuck Norris Facts and my favorite thinker on security.

Sample Chuck Norris facts:
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Sample Bruce Schneier facts:
  • When God needs a new secure certificate, he uses Bruce Schneier as the signing authority.
  • Bruce Schneier once killed a man using only linear cryptanalysis.
  • There is no such thing as security by obscurity, but only because there is no such thing as obscurity. Bruce Schneier can always see you.
  • Bruce Schneier can decrypt your PKI message with the public key.
  • Bruce Schneier's tears can burn holes through an OpenBSD firewall. Lucky for us, Bruce Schneier never cries.

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